1st Enhanced Truth [Action/Voice]

[haveiliedtoyou]

[ Those of you frequenting the Battle Dome might notice that there is a new resident among you.

At the very least, it's hard to miss the very large robot that appears to be lying on the floor in the central area, her head elevated to stare at the panel outside chamber 4. There appears to be a wire running from somewhere on her rather damaged body to the panel itself, and the display seems to be flashing at a speed too quick for humans to read. A journal lays open next to her.

After a bit of this, she finally turns to the journal and addresses it, her voice obviously that of a machine or robot. ]

I would like to speak to anyone with administrator privileges to the simulator. Your technology is notably lacking a few key features. I would be interesting in trying out an unrestricted version of the software. There's very important scientific testing I was in the middle of when someone saw fit to... relocate me.

Comments

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[rogue-hunt.livejournal.com]

[Any insult goes right over his head. He's a bit less intelligent than even Wheatley. Sob.]

Science ain't my thing. You'd be lookin' for Jay or Will if you're wantin' that. Came here to make sure I ain't gonna get killed when them Malnosso folk wanna toss me into somethin'. Guess you don't gotta worry 'bout that, either. Lucky woman you are.

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[haveiliedtoyou.livejournal.com]

[ According to the top minds at Aperture Science circa 200- it is scientifically impossible to be less intelligent than Wheatley. ]

What makes you think this facility is properly fortified from any sort of assault? I've seen shacks with greater structural integrity.

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[rogue-hunt.livejournal.com]

This place's the Battle Dome. We just use it for trainin'. If anythin' came at us here, we'd probably all be pups bein' chased by a hungry galf. They throw us somewhere else, not sure where. They're tryin' to make us kill their enemies, the Third Party. Cowardly bastards can't even fight their own fights.

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[haveiliedtoyou.livejournal.com]

Well then. I'd say you're performing quite the egregious waste of resources.

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[rogue-hunt.livejournal.com]

I'll show you a "waste of resources". [He grumbles.] Ain't like we get a choice. I sure as hell didn't wanna come here'n get taken away from the Legacy. From everythin' you said, you didn't wanna be here, either.

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[haveiliedtoyou.livejournal.com]

As long as she's not here, I don't think I'll be objecting at any time soon. There are always worse places to be. The incinerator, for example.