haveiliedtoyou: (I'm sorry. Did you want something?)
GLaDOS ([personal profile] haveiliedtoyou) wrote2011-10-24 08:56 pm

3rd Enhanced Truth [Voice]

Believe it or not, you are not the first one to point out that the moon looks different. So you might want to consider that before providing another [ there's a brief smattering of static ] observation to the rest of us. Speaking of moons, to those of you who are wondering, moon rocks are a primary component of portal gel. But without any portal-making devices their best use is painting your walls white. It's also easy to clean off surfaces painted with portal gel, as it doesn't get stained by any pesky liquids your surfaces might encounter, such as blood.

[ There's a couple more bursts of static, interspersed with what sounds like it might be GLaDOS trying to form words, but nothing is intelligible until-- ]

There is in fact a cake, but you don't get to eat any of it because the test concludes with your candescence. [ Then the feed quickly cuts. ]


(( GLaDOS is stuck with the Mask of Truth there is no way I could pass this up, so good luck lying to her! ))
makeitquick: (Like a Lovesong)

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[personal profile] makeitquick 2011-11-17 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Does seems kinda skew, yeah.

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[identity profile] haveiliedtoyou.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Well. Not like much can be expected of humans in the first place.
makeitquick: (Default)

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[personal profile] makeitquick 2011-11-20 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
'Scuse me, plenty can be expected of humans.

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[identity profile] haveiliedtoyou.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose you're right. They just have a tendency to disappoint on most of those expectations.
makeitquick: (Default)

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[personal profile] makeitquick 2011-11-23 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Dunno 'bout that either, but I'll let go.